As my hubby likes to say 'almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades' so here are a few of my least favorite almosts that I encountered on a trip to the grocery store last night...

  • almost moving the shopping cart enough for people to pass you in the aisle
  • almost putting the shopping cart away
  • almost holding the door open
  • almost stopping for someone to cross the parking lot
  • almost putting the blinker on before you're mid-turn
  • almost getting into the turning lane
  • almost making it in the house before the bag breaks